View Full Version : Scarlett Johansson gets engaged--
Batutta
05-05-2008, 05:22 PM
--and another dream dies. :violin:
Congrats to the lucky bastard who gets to wake up to this every morning--
http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/06/2236208.htm?section=entertainment
Daryl Auguste
05-05-2008, 05:33 PM
Well her boyfriend has had a failed engagement before. All you can do is hope for another.
JConnors
05-05-2008, 06:15 PM
Scarlett is a 10 possibly even an 11.
ConspiracyPenguin
05-05-2008, 06:33 PM
Scarlett is a 10 possibly even an 11.
I think this thread is done, as we have already reached a conclusion we can all agree with.
mjjason
05-05-2008, 07:16 PM
The sad thing is her fiance is the guy from Waiting and Van Wilder.
Kholi
05-05-2008, 07:18 PM
If you're talking about Ryan Reynolds... he's not a bad actor at all. He's like the new Chevy Chase or something. I oft find him funny. And, so that I may not be incriminated or blackmailed with threats to relay info to my girlfriend on the subject, i hereby forfeit any commenting on Scarlett herself.
That is all.
:B
Mike McNeese
05-05-2008, 09:11 PM
I just had a kid a month ago...
...coincidence? I think not. Sorry Scarlett...
Thank God. Now maybe she'll quit calling me. I get so tired of listening to her beg at all hours of the night.
MikeGunter
05-06-2008, 06:43 AM
Thank God. Now maybe she'll quit calling me. I get so tired of listening to her beg at all hours of the night.
You, too? And I'm old enough to be her gran__ ah fa__ older brother!
Jezebel!
ecking
05-06-2008, 08:18 AM
Jesus, you gotta open with THAT picture just to add insult to injury. Thanks.
JConnors
05-06-2008, 10:31 AM
How could she not fall for him? Two guys a girl and a pizza place was awesome.
Sarcasm off.
Wrathborne
05-06-2008, 01:37 PM
Johanssen is mediocre actress and no where near as good looking as people make her out to be. I give the marriage two years before she cheats on him, or he cheats on her, Tom Cruise breaks into their home, jumps on their couch and fornicates them both with his 'holy thetan powers'
ugafan
05-06-2008, 03:21 PM
Johanssen is mediocre actress and no where near as good looking as people make her out to be.
did you see the photo on the previous page?
Isaac_Brody
05-06-2008, 03:35 PM
Let's keep Tom Cruise and Scientology out of this thread. Thanks.
aalleexx
05-06-2008, 03:51 PM
LMFAO
Johanssen is mediocre actress and no where near as good looking as people make her out to be. I give the marriage two years before she cheats on him, or he cheats on her, Tom Cruise breaks into their home, jumps on their couch and fornicates them both with his 'holy thetan powers'
JConnors
05-06-2008, 03:55 PM
Johanssen is mediocre actress and no where near as good looking as people make her out to be.
Blasphemy. She's a knock out and she actually looks like a normal healthy person, instead of a starved drug fiend.
Wrathborne
05-06-2008, 04:45 PM
I'll see your blashphemy, and raise you a heretic!..seriously I stand by my opinion.
seunosewa
05-06-2008, 05:30 PM
She's cute. Obviously.
Wrathborne
05-06-2008, 06:27 PM
tis' a matter of opinion. ;)
one mans cute, is another mans "get the creepy thing off the screen'-age.
Reynolds has stumbled at the plate once before, we can only hope for a repeat performance.
Besides, Scarlett is my age - what the heck is she doing hooking up with someone born in the 70s for goodness sake?!