Digging into a deeper hole

[blckhawk542]

Ok..so im screwed.


In the past, month, I've been hanging around a lot of girls..more than the usual. So I start talking with some girls..different grades and different schools of the local area. I get to know all these girls personally...and I like them all alot, but I can't seem to pick one to go out with. And get this...all the girls are friends which really brings me down into the abyss. Luckily, none of them have talked to each other yet about me (I hope)....and my friends are telling me to get with this girl or that one and I'm just like LKHAFSDF;KHASDLF....and I'm starting to think they're on to me..they start asking me questions about their friends and stuff like that..really specific stuff.

Now the reason this is a problem...1. They all know each other, so that means they will never talk to me again, and talk gets around MADDD FAST around here, so chances with other girls are like gone. 2. Since they'll probably talk, I'll most likely have to move to a different county so no girls know who I am or my history. 3. They're all super hot and they like me, and choices are like choosing a Ferrari, Porsche, and a Lamborghini...you can't pick just one..

Should I just run to a different county..change my name..grow a mustache and mow lawns for the rest of my life??

[Brandon Rice]

Make a movie about it!

[blckhawk542]

I'm still waiting for the ending to hit me in the face...3 times..

[Brandon Rice]

I'm still waiting for the ending to hit me in the face...3 times..

HA HA! That was funny!

[Steve_Arm]

Get an organizer. Choose them all.

[ugafan]

3. They're all super hot and they like me, and choices are like choosing a Ferrari, Porsche, and a Lamborghini...you can't pick just one..


i used to have the exact same problem until i found something that finally worked. it's called morbid obesity...

[Luis Caffesse]

like choosing a Ferrari, Porsche, and a Lamborghini...you can't pick just one.

Yeah, but the good side of that is that you no matter what you choose - you've still got either a Ferrari, a Porche or a Lamborghini.
:thumbsup:

And by the way - there is NO way they haven't talked already.
My advice - pick one or drop all three.
But you're bound to get burned if you keep going down this road.

Personally - I'd tell you to drop all three and concentrate on your filmmaking.
Girls get expensive - next thing you know you've spent enough on dinner to get yourself a nice new RED package.
http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/wookiethumb.gif

(just kidding .... kind of)

[Luis Caffesse]

i used to have the exact same problem until i found something that finally worked. it's called morbid obesity...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I KNEW i stayed up this late for a reason!

[Drew Ott]

How would these girls fighting over you make them all eventually hate you?

[blckhawk542]

hahahahahahaha


All valid ideas....I like the way Luis thinks.

GAAHH!!! I'll have to settle this issue with the three of them tomorrow when the fireworks start flying...or that might just be me seeing them because ill get the shit kicked outta me by all three of them..haha




How would these girls fighting over you make them all eventually hate you?



They dont know that ones with the other...

[morten]

buddy, I know people who would kill for your "problems"

you can safely assume the following:
- the girls talk
- the girls know you are stringing them all along
- the girls have probably figured out you are interested in them all (which is why they are fishing for info about the others)
- the girls are probably all waiting for you to make a move
- if you don't make a move soon they'll think you're gay

also consider this:
- one girl in bed is better than three girls in your dreams
- if one turns you down you have two who can console you (chicks love sad unrequited love stories - especially from guys they are interested in)
- girls DON'T like players (if they do you don't want them)
- you sound young which means even if you are turned down or slapped in the face there are still maybe 2 or 3 more girls out there (globally) who will be interested in you. all you have to do is find them (in russia)

mor10
*cynic*

[Tom Marshall]

OK... you're young... have fun... when you get older, it's a lot harder to talk your way into a foursome... :beer:

[Drew Ott]

OK... you're young... have fun... when you get older, it's a lot harder to talk your way into a foursome... :beer:


That's the only thought I had on my head once I read the initial post.

[Luis Caffesse]

when you get older, it's a lot harder to talk your way into a foursome... :beer:


If only someone had told me that when I was D-Boz's age.
Words to live by.

Listen to Tommy...he is wise.
:thumbsup:

[Terry_Lasater]

Oh, man... you nailed it mor10. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

[Luis Caffesse]

Am i the only one who's mind keeps going to Alan Arkins advice to his grandson in "Little Miss Sunshine"?

:)

"You should be gettin that young stuff."

[blckhawk542]

Hey...I'm old enough to rid the title of "young"

I do have my driver's license btw...thats a big plus.



...Iduno what's gonna happen..the plot will fully unfold tomorrow evening..

[Drew Ott]

PM me with some pics and I'll make the decision for you.

[Luis Caffesse]

PM me with some pics and I'll make the decision for you.

Hahahah classy.

[Drew Ott]

Am i the only one who's mind keeps going to Alan Arkins advice to his grandson in "Little Miss Sunshine"?

:)


Heh. I'm actually listening to that soundtrack currently.

[Drew Ott]

Hahahah classy.

You know it.

[blckhawk542]

hahaha you're all crazy...but very helpful..

[Terry_Lasater]

btw, interesting thread tile. So, its depth you're looking for, eh?

[blckhawk542]

btw, interesting thread tile. So, its depth you're looking for, eh?

Terry...if you only knew....:)

[ugafan]

PM me with some pics and I'll make the decision for you.

or post links to their myspace pages. that way we can send them messages to influence the outcome.

[Luis Caffesse]

btw, interesting thread tile. So, its depth you're looking for, eh?


You shouldn't have to dig....if you're digging, then I think you're doing it wrong.
:thumbsup:




(okay, i don't even know what that means...but it made me laugh)

[blckhawk542]

Well me being with them is digging..and i'm trying to climb out with an ending we're all happy with. :thumbsup: Get my drift? haha

[Terry_Lasater]

I dig deep ho's too.... :cheesy: :)

[Luis Caffesse]

http://www.aeontees.com/shop/images/BLACK_PIMP_CLOSE.jpg

[Drew Ott]

Is this you hanging out with Porsche?


http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/15868/1183530901.jpg


...and no, I don't regular your MySpace.

[blckhawk542]

no..thats like a Chevy.


I keep the Porsche's away in the garage out of public view.


..and yes...thats the face of a true "hotti gotti" I had the glasses on.


How'd u get that pic btw? I deleted that pic a while ago.

[Luis Caffesse]

no..thats like a Chevy.

ouch
You better hope "chevy" doesn't start reading DVXuser.
:thumbsup:


I guess a Chevy is a step up from a 'moped.'

[Drew Ott]

Hahaha.

[Tom Marshall]

ouch
You better hope "chevy" doesn't start reading DVXuser.
:thumbsup:


I guess a Chevy is a step up from a 'moped.'

lol. Or a bicycle... that's all self powered... :cheesy:

[Simon Höfer]

Stop posting pictures until its afternoon here.... I am at work and pictures attract to much attention to my monitor :D

Man, this thread is to funny :)

[blckhawk542]

lol. Or a bicycle... that's all self powered... :cheesy:



Say hello to my little friend..*not really my hand*


http://www.vvg-vietnam.com/images/admin/Fraud%20Alert/minh-right-hand.jpg

:)

[Tom Marshall]

I just gave this thread 5 stars... it's got flow...

[blckhawk542]

...and these are the kind of threads that make me lose sleep because I end up staying on them all freakin night clicking F5 on the keyboard to refresh and keep up with the lighting speed posts.

[Luis Caffesse]

Say hello to my little friend..*not really my hand*


http://www.vvg-vietnam.com/images/admin/Fraud%20Alert/minh-right-hand.jpg

:)



Now THAT is self powered.

[blckhawk542]

It's 2:50 am..and im laughing my ass off..rents are gonna get up and kick me outta the house.

[Tom Marshall]

Well as long as you're not "riding the bicycle", you should be ok... hey, I think I can work that into a t-shirt or something... maybe... :beer:

[ugafan]

no..thats like a Chevy.



is this the car you are referring to?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/dawgman1/chevy.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

Well that's a buzzkill...

[blckhawk542]

Well as long as you're not "riding the bicycle", you should be ok... hey, I think I can work that into a t-shirt or something... maybe... :beer:

Speaking of t-shirts


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/blacksheep699/Myspace%20stuff/DSC01534.jpg


had to do it...

[Tom Marshall]

Oooooh... I gotta do that!!! :D

[Luis Caffesse]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/chevy.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

Speaking of Chevy's and Ferraris...

http://jackinthebooks.allbiz.co.il/Data/130407_FerrariChevy.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/chevy.jpg

NICE!!!! :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

[blckhawk542]

You know...after Luis posted that picture...I feel a bit dirty right now...

[ugafan]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/chevy.jpg

lmao. that's harsh. :D

[Tom Marshall]

I think if that girl saw this thread now, D-Boz would get his ass kicked... :grin:

[Luis Caffesse]

HEY - I didn't coin the term Chevy....
I'm just a product of my environment.


All in good fun D-Boz.
I'm sure she's a very nice girl.


http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/wookiethumb.gif

[blckhawk542]

sad thing is..I check this website from her sidekick when I'm bored and she always keeps histories of the pages that people visit.

gee thanks..now I'm forced to buy a freakin iphone now like the rest of America to get to this site during my excursions of shopping for cars...DAMNIT!

yes she is a nice girl..shes just a good friend..nothin more.

[Drew Ott]

Looks like you have yet another terrible problem.

1st too many girls, now you have to get an iPhone.

I pity you.

[Tom Marshall]

They have a term for that... "Friends with benefits"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_relationship

[Luis Caffesse]

Looks like you have yet another terrible problem.

1st too many girls, now you have to get an iPhone.

I pity you.


Hahahahaa.

[Tom Marshall]

Looks like you have yet another terrible problem.

1st too many girls, now you have to get an iPhone.

I pity you.

And if he drives a Chevy, he's really screwed... :furious3:

[blckhawk542]

hahahaha


And if he drives a Chevy, he's really screwed... :furious3:


Dont say it twice..today I actually drove my cousin's Chevy to the bank to cash a check...and my soon to be car is an old 91 Chevy...OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!




I hope you all know...this thread might make me seem like an ass or douche bag..please dont think that...I'm far from it... I mean..yeah...having a shirt with your myspace picture might be a bit conceded, but it sells...I made 200 bucks selling those.

[Simon Höfer]

Man, the last page was absolutely killing me with the pictures :D I have to review this thread at home =)

[Tom Marshall]

But wasn't this pic grabbed from this site? http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/15868/1183530901.jpg

[ugafan]

hahahaha

Dont say it twice..today I actually drove my cousin's Chevy



there is a word for that too...

[Terry_Lasater]

yes she is a nice girl..shes just a good friend..nothin more.


They have a term for that... "Friends with benefits"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_relationship

Don't ask; don't tell. :lipsrseal Sometimes a 17-year-old-with-an-HVX has got to do what a 17-year-old-with-an-HVX has got to do. :thumbsup:

[Tom Marshall]

Yeah, this is starting to bring a tear to my eye... :D

[Drew Ott]

We should TOTALLY send that pic into hotchickswithdouchebags.com

That site is so funny. I think I'm the one who posted that.

[Tom Marshall]

We should TOTALLY send that pic into hotchickswithdouchebags.com

That site is so funny. I think I'm the one who posted that.

Yeah, you definitely should... :beer:

After all, it was your idea... http://www.silentstormmedia.com/smilies/yahoo_whistling.gif

[blckhawk542]

I'll probably be rated number 1 douche bag of the month..but then again..i could never compete with this..

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/3796/db7276mo.jpg

...this is why I quit football a few years ago..

[Tom Marshall]

Yikes... looks like he got out of his cage at the zoo...

[Luis Caffesse]

Looks like you have yet another terrible problem.

1st too many girls, now you have to get an iPhone.

I pity you.


http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/pimp.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

NICE Luis... :beer:

[blckhawk542]

haha nice pic.


I have no money for an iphone..my ass is broke as hell.

[Terry_Lasater]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/pimp.jpg

Good one! :thumbsup:

With their mouths puckered like that, they look like they should be sharing a long strand of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. :)

[Drew Ott]

I sent the picture in. Let's keep our eyes out.

[blckhawk542]

BWAHHAHHA

I sware..if i get rated like top 5 or something..im gong to austin to settle some business.

[Luis Caffesse]

You mean something like this?

http://annajohn.blogg.no/images/john_spagetti_1157272526.jpg

[Drew Ott]

BWAHHAHHA

I sware..if i get rated like top 5 or something..im gong to austin to settle some business.

You bring your crew, I'll bring mine.

And in the big ATX, we don't toss Starbucks coffee (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=101448).

[Luis Caffesse]

You bring your crew, I'll bring mine.

And in the big ATX, we don't toss Starbucks coffee.

ooooooo

"there's gonna be a rumble....tonight"

[Terry_Lasater]

You bring your crew, I'll bring mine.

And in the big ATX, we don't toss Starbucks coffee.

Heh heh... :cheesy: don't forget the popcorn. :)

[blckhawk542]

You bring your crew, I'll bring mine.

And in the big ATX, we don't toss Starbucks coffee.



We use whatever we have as ammo. Anything is considered a weapon where we live.

[Terry_Lasater]

Careful, bb... he might throw his iPhone at you. :)

[blckhawk542]

Just when I thought I had some friends on here...



This thread is such a waste of server space. haha

[Luis Caffesse]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/dbox.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_spaghetti.jpg

[Luis Caffesse]

Nice!

[Drew Ott]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_spaghetti.jpg


Hahahahhahaha.

[Tom Marshall]

Best I could do on such short notice :)

[Drew Ott]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/dbox.jpg

Hahahaha that's great too.

[Terry_Lasater]

They're both great. :thumbsup:

Man, this is some serious early-in-the-morning-flow.

Hmmm... suddenly, the pursuit of 'flow' doesn't sound so appealing... :huh:

[Tom Marshall]

It would be so easy to "flow" under the covers and pass out... :thumbsup:

[Drew Ott]

I'm thinking of a way to photoshop that picture.

I'm also desperately hoping somebody else is working up another one too.

[Luis Caffesse]

his one true love...

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/love.jpg

[Drew Ott]

Hahaha good stuff.



It would be so easy to "flow" under the covers and pass out... :thumbsup:

Isn't it just barely midnight there?

[blckhawk542]

hahaha you guys are funny...

doesnt anyone go to freakin sleep here?


I'm going to sleep now.


BB...watch out..I got my top dawg Tone in the hood of Newark waiting for my call to get the rest of the crowd in Austin.

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/4405/1183535328.jpg



..took me like 20 minutes to make because I'm like falling asleep at my computer..

[Terry_Lasater]

Just when I thought I had some friends on here...



This thread is such a waste of server space. haha

You know we love ya, DBoz. I get to relive my youth vicariously through your posts. Good times, indeed. :thumbsup:

[ugafan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/dawgman1/pimp.jpg

[Drew Ott]

hahaha you guys are funny...

doesnt anyone go to freakin sleep here?


I'm going to sleep now.


BB...watch out..I got my top dawg Tone in the hood of Newark waiting for my call to get the rest of the crowd in Austin.

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/4405/1183535328.jpg



..took me like 20 minutes to make because I'm like falling asleep at my computer..

Well, bravo! It doesn't look photoshopped.

Meh, I'm hitting the hay also.

[Luis Caffesse]

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/dbozflow.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_gotti.jpg

[Luis Caffesse]

Hahahaha awesome

[ugafan]

edit: i'm going to bed. :)

[Luis Caffesse]

Some things are outside the boundaries of even the flow....

I wouldn't touch it.
:thumbsup:


edited to add:
Glad to see you edited your post.
Of course now mine makes no sense....but there was a good chance of that anyhow.

[Tom Marshall]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_rushmore.jpg

[Luis Caffesse]

Hahahahha
http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/wookiethumb.gif

[Tom Marshall]

Hey Luis, any requests? :D

[Luis Caffesse]

my advice is ... Go with the Flow...

http://www.familyskitrips.com/images/SRGoWithTheFlow.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

He's your worst nightmeh...


http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_stallone.jpg

[Luis Caffesse]

That is by far the winner!

And the first place trophy goes to.....

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/tommy.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_fightclub.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

That is by far the winner!

And the first place trophy goes to.....

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/tommy.jpg

Awesome!!! :D

[Luis Caffesse]

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_fightclub.jpg

Kick ass!

[Tom Marshall]

Man this is fun... :):)

I think I'll call it a night with Tyler Durden...

[Luis Caffesse]

Best to stop while you're ahead.
:thumbsup:

[Tom Marshall]

Yeah, I think I hit the flow limit on that one... :happy:

[Beat Takeshi]

That looks like your sister.


Is this you hanging out with Porsche?


http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/15868/1183530901.jpg


...and no, I don't regular your MySpace.

[Drew Ott]

Hahahaha those were good everybody.

[Brandon Rice]

Very entertaining thread to read, just finished it.

[mindzeye]

you may not believe me... but i was quite the ladies man in my day... so let's get this one thing straight... since day one... all the girls have know you've been messing around with all of them... but like all girls they just love the competition... it seems that if you choose one it might ruin the friendships of the other chicks... and if they're all hot and you rather not choose any than choose one... then use the choice of NOT CHOOSIGN ANY to your advantage. talk to them (at the same time) and come clean... say somthing like... i've been seeing all of you and i know you girls knew all along but, i just can't let it go on any longer... i care for you all... but i am truly torn... i don't want to come between your friendships... basically lie!!! haha!! then you'll be the good ol sweet charming dude they remember and you'll be single again and the talk of the town will be that you dumped all three girls a one time. then don't who*e around for a coupe of weeks and the chicks will be curious again.

DISCLAIMER:
don't perform this unless you're ready to get your arse beat up by all their friends and big brothers!!

it may be a better option than mowing lawns for the rest of your life... i've tried it in the fifth grade and i quit after my first mow.

[Billy Pilgrim]

What in the HELL happened here!? Why the HELL did I just read all 12 pages of this thread!?

[Kegan]

Yeah, I dunno why I did either haha. I REALLY wanted to know what happened between the Porsche, Ferrari and Lamborghini. Which did you pick, or is that to be decided tonight?

-Kegan

[David Jimerson]

Players don't suffer from indecision. Players play.

[mrWr0ng]

I heard this and it sounds appropriate:

A young bull is standing on top of a hill, looking down on a field full of cows.
He turns to an older bull and says, "Hey, let's run down there and f&ck one of those cows!"
The older bull, still eating his grass, slowly looks up at him and says, "Why don't we walk down there and f&ck them all?"

[Paul Coleman]

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/9258/1183583226.jpg

[HorseFilms]

Oh, the things I miss when I get extremely hammered and go to sleep early. This brings me back to the old days when this kind of thing happened a lot.:thumbsup:

[Terry_Lasater]

We're bringing back the flow. :thumbsup:

[Charli]

Everyone's looked past the most important question: why are you commitment phobic, and you know it's deeper than not knowing who to choose. It's the inability to choose any ONE person. This is not a path you want to walk down, my friend.

[Luis Caffesse]

He's 16 (or so)
Let's keep it in perspective.

[Terry_Lasater]

Precisely. No need to be Ann Landers. Let the boy have his fun and find his own way. :)

http://www.isarapix.com/pix2/1183610655.gif

[blckhawk542]

haha

So tonight...I saw all three of them. Unfortunetly it rained so there werent any fireworks.

We all went to my friends house and chilled in his basement. So i'm talkin to all three of them..and my choice between the Porsche, Ferrari, and Lamborghini..well I went with a Mercedes. lol I dropped all three of them and went with this girl that I was "together" with like a few months ago. She might be as suppperrr hot as the other three, but she definitely passes in my book. lol


so this is how it ends...and no fight happened. :thumbsup:

[Tom Marshall]

Man, that's pretty anti-climatic... :cheesy:

[blckhawk542]

Man, that's pretty anti-climatic... :cheesy:


what'd you think would've happened? big fight...arguement...a face off between the three of them?

haha

[Tom Marshall]

Yeah... something that would make a good story... at least a cat fight where they were ripping each other's clothes or or something... :beer:

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Made for each other. :Drogar-Love(DBG)::Drogar-Love(DBG):


http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/7195/1183612715.jpg

:Drogar-Dolar(DBG):

[Kegan]

...man, what a cop out haha. Now, for the twist...dump the Mercedes for the Ferrari and see what happens.

-Kegan

[Paul Coleman]

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/9258/1183613748.jpg

[Drew Ott]

...man, what a cop out haha. Now, for the twist...dump the Mercedes for the Ferrari and see what happens.

-Kegan

Mmm good plan.

[Tom Marshall]

So inappropriate...

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_lick.jpg

[Terry_Lasater]

http://www.isarapix.com/pix38/1183618182.jpg

[Luis Caffesse]

So inappropriate...

http://www.silentstormmedia.com/dvxpics/dboz_lick.jpg


AWESOME!

[Dangitskang]

PUHAHAHA...just finished reading this. Realized that its pretty hard to read when you're drunk out of your mind. But pictures are fun. Anyways back to the topic.

First rule of pimping. Do not pimp girls in the same city.

That being said, since we have to choose between a lambo (I don't know how to spell it in the state that I am in right now), a ferrari, and a porche, I say, test drive them all. Dealerships let you do it, why shouldn't they?

If you still can't choose after the test drive, just randomly choose one and go out with them. Stay very good friends with the others so that when you get bored of Lambo, you can then have a smooth and easy transition into the Ferrari/Porche.

HANDLE IT

[AdvanTech]

cliffnotes: the exotic cars were .jpgs and chevys transform into mercedes'.

[Luis Caffesse]

DBOZ RAWKS LIKE SLAYER!
(or KISS that is....)

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/dbozanime.gif

[TimurCivan]

The flow is increadible......

And My dude......... Take em all... you only live once.

[Tom Marshall]

DBOZ RAWKS LIKE SLAYER!
(or KISS that is....)

http://www.pitchproductions.com/pics/dbozanime.gif

HAHAHAHA!!!

[blckhawk542]

hahaha these pictures are insane!!

remind me to never have any links to any pictures of me and friends to this website...