Mike Petro Presents --> some really disturbing stuff.

[Michael_Petro]

really if i can get these made they should not be watched by anyone...

[Michael_Petro]

bts place holder

[Michael_Petro]

bts 2 place holder

[Tom Marshall]

Should I even ask what they'll be about? :grin:

[Michael_Petro]

ummm well probably not since it will give it away.. production meeting tommorrow :beer:

[Tom Marshall]

Sweet :)

Let me know if you need a banner...

[Michael_Petro]

can you make a really disturbing banner :) no one under 95 should watch this without parent or legal guardian :beer:

[Tom Marshall]

I think I could work something up... :happy:

[Michael_Petro]

Warning --> don't read this if you don't like sick humor and I mean sick.


Well I tried t be in to the very last. (I have been in the last 3) But apparently the sh!t was just to sick although everyone who read the scripts laffed or said i was demeted and then laffed.. a few vomited but hey it happens :beer: had a few takers but they dropped out(CHICKENS).. I mean the - Kinetica fetus jelly company - i can understand but the - Kinetica vibrating tampons - was effing hilarious .. O well looking forward to the next fest. :)

[Dmitry Kichenko]

I was originally aiming for Kinetica cock rings, but somehow that idea just never grew on me.

[Zoidoid]

I was originally aiming for Kinetica cock rings, but somehow that idea just never grew on me.

Maybe for PornoFest?

Sounds to me like Michael and Dmitry's creative potential was held back by the R rating. :)

[Michael_Petro]

I was originally aiming for Kinetica cock rings, but somehow that idea just never grew on me.

bwahhahaha wait, was that supposed to funny? bwahahahahaha!

[Dmitry Kichenko]

It was. I just think not using smilies is very masculine.

[Michael_Petro]

Maybe for PornoFest?

Sounds to me like Michael and Dmitry's creative potential was held back by the R rating. :)

nah, mine was held up by Chicken sh!ts:) ummm guys just kidding ... if your reading this please be in my next movie...

[Michael_Petro]

It was. I just think not using smilies is very masculine.

thats weird, all my girlfriends say that when they see me putting smilies everywhere in the posts.. last time it happened, i was like, shut up and could you please button the back of my dress.

[Luis Caffesse]

It was. I just think not using smilies is very masculine.

Interesting stance considering the avatar.
:)

:thumbsup:

[Dmitry Kichenko]

Silence. That cat is very masculine.

[Luis Caffesse]

Silence. That cat is very masculine.


Fair enough.
He's definitely serious, I'll give you that.
:thumbsup:

[Michael_Petro]

Fair enough.
He's definitely serious, I'll give you that.
:thumbsup:

hmmm now that i think about it that is one serious looking pussy..

[Tom Marshall]

Smilies... getting guys laid since 1885™.

[Dmitry Kichenko]

Impressive genitals. Getting male species laid since the dawn of life.

[Michael_Petro]

Impressive genitals. Getting male species laid since the dawn of life.

Always wondered about this... i mean i dont wanna brag... but... um Not impressive at all... and wierdly i still get some :).. i mean what do you do to get this to work, if your mr impressive? ...

Hey baby check this out ziip-SCHLONNNNG.... she says "holy sh!T come nail me mr giant penis man":)

[cinealma]

Always wondered about this... i mean i dont wanna brag... but... um Not impressive at all... and wierdly i still get some :).. i mean what do you do to get this to work, if your mr impressive? ...

Hey baby check this out ziip-SCHLONNNNG.... she says "holy sh!T come nail me mr giant penis man":)


Umm, we're still not talking about the cat, are we?

[Zoidoid]

ziip-SCHLONNNNG....

Wait a minute. Was...uh...was that onomatopoeia?

[Dmitry Kichenko]

That was yes.

And as to the pickup method, this shirt does it beautifully for me:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=943

[Tom Marshall]

I believe by 'SCHLONNNNG', he was referring to his member...

[Gord.T]

Any chance of posting said script on your server Mike? Not here ofcourse, but would like to see it. It does sound kind of funny.