Johnson & Hyten throw their respective hats in the ring

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[Brandon Rice]

Nice :thumbsup:

[Mark Johnson]

We've got a script and are off and running with casting. Should be one you remember if we can pull it off ... :)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

your copy is amazing as usual Mark
even more so amazing considering you can come up with that stuff extempore

[Mark Johnson]

Yo Jack-man!!!! Glad to be in the fray again. Hope you're jumping in this one. Please say you are, man!!!!

[Brandon Rice]

Ya, we need some JDS up in here!

[Mark Johnson]

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[Brandon Rice]

Wow!

[Kholi]

Mark Johnson's back. Exciting.

[Slimothy]

This is going to be fun. I can't wait.

[Brandon Rice]

Who's wearing the director's hat on this one? Both of yous? Any other crew yet?

[Mark Johnson]

Kholi!!!! I've got a present for you. Let's meet this week or next ok?

[Mark Johnson]

Who's wearing the director's hat on this one? Both of yous? Any other crew yet?

If Tim comes up with the cash or girls he gets to direct. If he doesn't he's grunt-boy again. So we'll see.

No crew yet but we're hoping to suck some people in. Beer, Babes and Blackjack baby. Come on Down L.A. DVXers!

[Brandon Rice]

If Tim comes up with the cash or girls he gets to direct. If he doesn't he's grunt-boy again. So we'll see.

HA HA! Wow... sounds a little like blackmail to me :beer::grin:

[Kholi]

Kholi!!!! I've got a present for you. Let's meet this week or next ok?

Ooooh is it what I THINK it is?!? Yeah if you've got an opening next week shoot me an email, duuuude.

Good luck, you two, on this new venture!

[Mark Johnson]

Plus, we have a shirt autographed by Bill Clinton. If Tommy shows up on this thread I'll let him wear the shirt. :)

[Brandon Rice]

Mark... I guess I missed you again this week... we need to hook up soon... maybe you can come to my adfest shoot... (looking at June 30 for that)

[Mark Johnson]

What I find disturbing is that after spending 14 years as a trial lawyer this advertising game seems all too familiar to me ...

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[Slimothy]

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No woman is safe.

Look how long my arm will stretch in order to get it around a female.

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

up to 20 pages yet?
:grin:

[Mark Johnson]

up to 20 pages yet?

Our script is only 15 pages right now but I think we may have to take a couple of the effects shots out to keep it under 30 seconds.

[PaPa]

bill clinton looks like hes on coke.

[Charli]

Well, Mark, good luck on this. I'm not really into commercials, not my genre, so I wish you luck, hope you have a good time.

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Our script is only 15 pages right now but I think we may have to take a couple of the effects shots out to keep it under 30 seconds.
heheh ... I meant your thread ... I was checking to see if your thread was up to 20 pages yet
:2vrolijk_08:
but good call on cutting a couple of shots to keep the 15 page script under 30 seconds :thumbsup: That'll work like a charm. :grin:

[Larry Rutledge]

Wait ... a page a second, so he's only half way there at 15 pages, right? .. Right? hello? ... wha-? a page per minu-- Oh, never mind... :grin:







And, yes, I do know that the "page per minute" only applies to feature length scripts. Gosh, just let me have my fun, will ya? http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gif

[Tom Marshall]

Plus, we have a shirt autographed by Bill Clinton. If Tommy shows up on this thread I'll let him wear the shirt. :)

Lead role will suffice. :thumbsup:

[Blaine]

Are you going to have any eyebrow acting? :cheesy:

[gabrielflorit]

15-page script???!!! this is serious.

[Slimothy]

15-page script???!!! this is serious.

You don't even know...

[Tom Marshall]

Are you going to have any eyebrow acting? :cheesy:

And just what is that supposed to mean? :grin:

[Mark Johnson]

The first eleven pages of our script are character direction so we don't hit dialog until page 12.

[Brandon Rice]

Character direction, or description?

[Larry Rutledge]

Hey Mark, if you write a snake into the script than you can use some of that footage from an older, non-released fest entry ... might save you a little production time :evil:

[Brandon Rice]

And add some production value :) :thumbsup:

[Mark Johnson]

Character direction, or description?

Most definitely character direction. With such a limited running time it is absolutely essential that each second convey as much meaning as possible. Thus, we are scripting nuances down to the pore level of the human face. How a blemish moves and the amount of spittle flowing from the corner of a mouth can paint volumes of meaning. Was it not Kafka who stated, "even the lowly zit can carry layers of meaning that confound and delight the most hardened heart"?


Hey Mark, if you write a snake into the script than you can use some of that footage from an older, non-released fest entry

I actually have been doing some work on Chow Baby (I kid you not). My nephew has gotten well enough to come visit next month and we are actually going to shoot a couple pickup scenes! Cool huh?

[Brandon Rice]

Most definitely character direction. With such a limited running time it is absolutely essential that each second convey as much meaning as possible. Thus, we are scripting nuances down to the pore level of the human face. How a blemish moves and the amount of spittle flowing from the corner of a mouth can paint volumes of meaning. Was it not Kafka who stated, "even the lowly zit can carry layers of meaning that confound and delight the most hardened heart"?


Wow.... cool....



I actually have been doing some work on Chow Baby (I kid you not). My nephew has gotten well enough to come visit next month and we are actually going to shoot a couple pickup scenes! Cool huh?

Even cooler is the fact that your nephew is recovering so well! That is so cool man! :)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

great news about Brett

has he seen / comprehended the Rekindled dedication?

[Mark Johnson]

Tim keeps a close relationship with the crew ...

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[Mark Johnson]

has he seen / comprehended the Rekindled dedication?

No, Jack! Its a big surprise. He hasn't seen anything ... not even the roughs from ChowBaby. He knows we won the HorrorFest and he's dying to see the short but wants to wait to see it out here with the guys who were crewing with us on Chow Baby. I'll get some pics when we do the screening and post them.

[Mark Johnson]

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[Mark Johnson]

Casting sessions for our ad are continuing. Here are Tim's current two favorite candidates for the all important part of Portia:
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[Brandon Rice]

You're casting already? nice...

(problem with this thread is I never know really what to believe)

[Mark Johnson]

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[Ted Arabian]

Congrats on the entry guys! I am sure that this will be fun.

-Ted

[Mark Johnson]

Yo Ted!!!!!!! Good to see you!!! Have you got a script yet? Maybe something involving ..... burgers???

[Ted Arabian]

haha! That's a great idea! I've been racking my brain! BURGERS! I love it.

As for a script... haven't had a chance! I've been slammed with work.... which is a good thing.

I'll be doing something. I've been wanting to have a demo for commercial work... this is a good start.

I wish that I was in CA with you... not going to happen for a while though. Diane just got a new job. She'll be teaching in Portsmouth, NH now and getting a very nice raise. We're here for at least another year. That's okay. I'll try and make the best of it. It is certainly worth the money.

[Brandon Rice]

HA HA... that Lohan bit was crazy! LOL

[Slimothy]

HA HA... that Lohan bit was crazy! LOL

Yup.

Sad but true.

I had to nail her just to calm her down.

[Tom Marshall]

Yup.

Sad but true.

I had to nail her just to calm her down.

I had to do the same a few weeks ago... it really does the trick though. :beer:

[Mark Johnson]

I had to do the same a few weeks ago... it really does the trick though. :beer:

But only for about 30 minutes ... .

[Tom Marshall]

But only for about 30 minutes ... .

Yeah, she didn't last very long...

[Mark Johnson]

Tommy man,

We must lift some Guiness soon.

[hoopman]

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11:04 PM Jax Says:
Talk about the Odd Couple! A prime example of Hollywood Geek Love. Jessica and her boobs are a sad one-trick-pony. But I'm diggin' how Mayer is willing to flaunt his contempt for fashion and celebrity and go with the plaid western shirt over Hawaii print jams. He might as well be mooning the paps! Right on, John!

6:21 PM Heathrer Says:
Do her boobs have to show that much! Every dress I see her in boobs everywhere. I have to go wash my eyes now.

4:49 PM Poop Says:
Nice hideous brown platforms with your skank black dress, Jess. Big boobs just make people look trashy, there is no excuse for a person to have half of their entire breast exposed for the world to see. Guys want to bang girls that dress like that, but they certainly don't want to have a relationship with them.

[Slimothy]

11:04 PM Jax Says:
Talk about the Odd Couple! A prime example of Hollywood Geek Love. Jessica and her boobs are a sad one-trick-pony. But I'm diggin' how Mayer is willing to flaunt his contempt for fashion and celebrity and go with the plaid western shirt over Hawaii print jams. He might as well be mooning the paps! Right on, John!

6:21 PM Heathrer Says:
Do her boobs have to show that much! Every dress I see her in boobs everywhere. I have to go wash my eyes now.

4:49 PM Poop Says:
Nice hideous brown platforms with your skank black dress, Jess. Big boobs just make people look trashy, there is no excuse for a person to have half of their entire breast exposed for the world to see. Guys want to bang girls that dress like that, but they certainly don't want to have a relationship with them.

I like where you're going with this...


Even after a bottle of E&J has been extinguished.

[Kyle Stebbins]

just came across this thread today. -- i appreciate you hotlinking my article to dvxuser. you know, if adweek found out about that you might be in some big trouble. your ass, not mine. ;) just kidding.

GET A FISHEYE, BABAY.

and, i will be in touch about this so called "trip to california"

as usual, i love it guys.
-kyle

[Blaine]

Kyle...you need to get out and shoot some corn....:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

[Kyle Stebbins]

i think you're on to something, blaine...

lol. never heard corn jokes before ;)
-kyle

[Kyle Stebbins]

whats the latest on this, fellas?

[Mark Johnson]

Well, guys, sorry to report that Hyten and I got canned from the project. I guess we've been putting too much time in as consultants for Lindsey Lohan (don't you think our latest 'get-arrested-for-the-publicity' move is pure genius?)

We're going to look forward to seeing everybody else's submissions. We really did have a good concept but, alas, Tim's high-profile lifestyle interfered with our ability to get it finished. ....

[Kholi]

=( I got canned right before shooting day, as well.

Let us cry in a manly huddle of muscle.

[Brandon Rice]

Ah man, sucks... was looking forward to yours Mark!

[Tom Marshall]

Let us cry in a manly huddle of muscle.

:undecided

[Kyle Stebbins]

thats too bad, guys. i was loving the concepts you were brewing.
-kyle